This is how we roll in my household.
It’s a lazy Sunday morning. I had just finished my post for the Daily Prompt and went into the kitchen for a cup of coffee, and my daughter (the subject of Bed Head – today’s Savage prompt) – still has her hair unbrushed, still in her pjs, rolled in a blanket and flopped on couch…controlling the living room television.
Normally, the t.v. has on those tween Disney Shows, or an annoying you Tube couple playing a video game. (the girl’s voice is very annoying – maybe because she sounds like me… to which I always yell, “turn it down!”)
BUT TODAY…was something completely different. My 11-year-old announced she was watching the Top 10 Worst Hurricanes. And I was one of them!
“You’re watching the weather Channel?”
“Yes! And you killed 6 cats…and one was a baby!” (her voice turned accusing and whined when she said baby)
Never mind any people, you pet killer! At that point in time, I wanted to point out, that hurricane was Sandy, with a “Y” and NOT Sandi, with an “I” (feeling like I was in grade school again, correcting the teacher) Instead, I inquired what number Hurricane Sandy fell in on the Top 10. At this point, my husband comes strolling over with his coffee…
“You were #8.”
“Well, at least it wasn’t the worst.”
“Yeah, but you killed all those people’s cats.”
And just like that, regardless of “Y” or “I” – mistaken identity- I’m a cat killer
“Gosh mom…oh, it’s because you’re allergic” (all understanding now)
Time to just give in…I guess when I blew my nose, it wiped out the little meow’ers. So NOT my fault. I’m going to return to my room now, and drink my coffee in peace.
She really said that?
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yes!
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Well… That is hilarious? I don’t know whether to feel sad or laugh..
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Oh yes! I’m quite pleased the kids are finally starting to pick up dry sense-of-humors. They need to take it a little better, but at least they are getting humor that is not just slapstick.
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I told you, I don’t make this stuff up – I simply report it – and from time to time embellish as necessary for easier reading. However, was a snapshot of our conversation. That’s life in my house! 🙂
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Well we know from where the kids got there genes…
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Yes, my husband is quite the funny-man. 🙂
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I see you got your mojo back, Sight. Good.
Also, fun post madam hurricane.
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Awesome! I have new nick-name! Madam Hurricane. I feel like I need to change my author name from “Sandi” to Madam hurricane
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Don’t do it. Too many syllables.
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hahahahah – it would just get shortened anyway – like to a pronoun “her”
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Yeah you two are great.. I remember his one-liner from the previous cousin post.. The Mike one..
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Mark! Mike’s cousin! YES
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I am trying to go to support for you – but man, it’s hard to find the place to place a ticket/service request
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You have a life. Don’t worry.. it is my problem. If anything at all happens i will let you know.. Don’t waste your time..
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too late – I sent you submit your service ticket request
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OMG! cat killer????
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All I did was go get coffee.
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