Conversations I had in my mind

Isn’t it weird when you become hyper-aware of your inner-voice?  The thoughts in your head are so loud, it’s like you’re having a conversation with yourself?  Especially when you voice a question, and then actually actively look for answer and answer yourself.  AND you realize you are actually doing this?

I know this isn’t unusual, and that it happens to most people, sometimes more frequently for others.  I think it affects moms more, especially those trying to balance a job outside of parenting which in itself, is already over-time.

Apparently, I hold conversations with myself aloud, as well.  My husband will look at me and

“Are you all right?  You’re kind of muttering to yourself and freaking me out.”

Well, that’s normal mommy stuff, when no one will wipe the table (ever) and I’m trying to scrub off two weeks of sticky, hard crap and I bitch about it while I’m doing it.  Completely normal.  What’s wrong with me?  What’s wrong with you fool?  (My best Mr. T. voice)

Anyway, I’ve noticed my inner conversations more when I’m under pressure.  Like this week, I started a new part of my job, as mentioned in a prior blog post.  I was doing  marketing, and now adding Customer Service calls.  I have a very strange “split” schedule where I have to do marking calls to schools that the system randomly gives me states wherever, I can’t specify a region, which makes it difficult with time zones.  I’m CA, and the system will randomly give me East Coast Schools and schools will close at 3:30.  Or, I’ll get up early like 6AM and I’ll get west Coast schools.

Now, combine that when I have customer service calls.  If I have the morning shift 8-1:30, I can make marketing calls during that shift and pretty much have a good amount made.  However, the 1:30 to 7PM shift (which I have Mon, Wed, Fri) well… I have to jump on the phones for marketing in the morning…then be on Customer Service call 1:30 to 7.

Trying to balance this odd schedule with my hubby now leaving for his new job and everything falling on me and drop-off/pick-up of kids to school and regular daily life stuff…oh, yeah, and this entire MOVE thing we are trying to do…My mind is on over-drive and LOUD with thoughts like:

Huh.  Feb. 29th.  Leap year.  Extra day.  Wonder if I can get more accomplished with this added day.  Probably not.  Would be nice.

Why can’t my 12-year-old son EVER brush his hair when exiting the shower each morning.  Why do we have to have an argument over it…and deodorant…and the use of actual shampoo in his hair as he complains each night of it itching…because he doesn’t wash it!  Why?

Why the FUCK is Disneyland so expensive!  (article here) Not that I want to go there (we boycotted years ago- we are thrill seeker Magic Mtn. people) But still.  My 10 year old daughter would want to go, it might be nice.  AND now they are doing some crazy schedule.  Encouraging families to take their kids out of school during a week day for the “discount price” of $99.00.  That’s what it was before…they are just increasing weekends to $119 on weekends.  BOYCOTT PEOPLE.  Disneyland, not crazyland.  (hmmm, that’s a blog post itself)

AK timeI’ve made 20 calls this morning, WHY THE HELL isn’t anyone picking up the phone?  Arkansas is 2 hours ahead of CA.  It’s 6:30 AM here, 8:30AM there and their office hours start at 7:30.  They can’t still be getting coffee?  Oh, wait.  Shit.  It’s not AR, it’s AK.  What’s AK?  What’s Arizona?  AR?  Wait…now I’m confused… Arkansas, Alaska, Arizona.  What state am I supposed to be calling again?  Alaska?  (google) AK- Alaska.  Shit, not Arkansas, but Alaska- what’s that time difference…oh, they are behind us an hour?  Guess, that’s why no one is picking up in the 5AM hour.  Sucky-suck-suck. 

(hey, I’m tired- it’s 6AM and I’m calling before coffee.)

This part-time job, is more a full time job, but I’m getting paid only part time hours…and this move is going to kill me.  Rest in peace…

oh, rest.  Peace.  Quiet.  That would be nice to take a break from my thoughts.  Turn off my mind.

 

 

 

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18 thoughts on “Conversations I had in my mind

  1. Hahah! YAY for the new job 😀 and the move…ooo i have to catch up! I carry out conversations with myself when everyone else in the world is annoying me. “Geez..what does she mean by I DON’T DO ANYTHING USEFUL!?-@#@=*#”
    “hmm..you didn’t move from your bed all day”
    “don’t piss me off, you are the only one I’m talking to at the moment”
    “ah! I forgot, you did get up to pee a while back..holding it in would have caused an unwanted accumulation of toxic waste in your body. So you saved your life.”
    “That’s better”

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    1. Cocktails? Que in Beach Boys … Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to…Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama…Key Largo, Montego, baby why don’t we go…oh I want to take you down to…Kokomo, we’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow…That’s where we want to go, way down in Kokomo

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    1. I feel badly about the “whole Disney thing” like OMG- you’re anti-Disney. No…I’m anti-being-ripped-off. I think Walt has rolled over in his grave several times. It was supposed to be for all families. Not just those that can afford ever-rising costs.

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  2. Sandi, I know what you mean. The thoughts in my mind sometimes sound so loud, it feels like they’re screaming. Hey, that might explain the headaches I get! And the voices are in stereo, too. Which leads me to question if whether or not at one time I possibly swallowed a microphone, and it went straight to my inner mind? However, I can’t ever recall having inner normal mommy stuff conversations? Abnormal mommy stuff conversations, yeah. But normal inner mommy stuff conversations, no. Maybe I’m mot doing this right?

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    1. I’m not sure? Ohhh mind! Was the song “Moving in Stereo” by The Cars in the movie “Fast Times in Ridgemont High?” It was!!! Thanks! Hey, Sandi, my mind and I just had a question and answer session and you were right. That song was in the movie! You know, we may be experiencing a Vulcan Mind Meld thingy here? I wonder if this was how Spock and Kirk started?

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    1. YES! Did I tell (I think I did a post) – my hubby had to visit Unalaska for his last job, Dutch harbor where deadliest catch is/was filmed. Remember, I posted about the dead whale in the bay. When they are not almost dying on their boats, they are busy with exploding whales. So, I should be a little more understanding that they can’t answer their school phones at 5am.

      And YEAH for the new job! (yes!)

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