I can’t believe I accidentally swallowed my gum!
Am I going to die now?
When I was a kid, my aunts and uncles used to tell stories of people that died because huge wads of gum were found balled up in their stomach undigested.
Ack! I’m sitting on the soccer field and slowly dying! My insides are sticking together to cease all organ functions. The intestines are blocking. No poop for me.
I’ll be one big thing of GOO, sticky, icky gooville.