My mind always at work, random thoughts while I got ready this morning:
#1) Rub-a-dub-dub- 3 men in a tub: While playing around with rhyming on my last few posts, this popped into my head. Really? This tale never struck anyone as odd? It’s not only a “rhyme,” but a nursery Rhyme. What person decided to tell a story to kids about 3 dudes in a tub and rubbing? And it was OK. I remember asking my mom about this when I was a child and she couldn’t give me an answer why three guys were floating in a tub.
#2) Don’t put on lotion before brushing teeth: This morning, I got out of the shower, put some lotion on my body, washed my face with facial soap and then brushed my teeth. With the lotion, combined with wetness, it was quite slippery and as the tooth paste foamed, it got all over the place and was very difficult to hold onto the tooth brush- it kept spinning in my hands. Became a big mess and I had to towel dry them 3x. Okay, note to self brush first.
#3) Why do I lose so much hair in the shower?: My husband is going to be grossed out and have to clear the drain again. Ugh. As I brush my hair, more continue to fall and I hate- omg- where is it? I just hate it when a hair gets in your bra. A loose hair or two will drive me crazy until found. When you’re busty, they can be difficult to find sometimes discovered hour(s) later. Where did that sucker go, as I’m diving into my bra and moving things around, lifting boobies to search under and making frustrated noises. My husband wakes and eyeballs me and slowly smiles “NO.” I say to him. (really, is there anything that doesn’t turn him on?) Oh thank god, there it is, finally! I hold it up to the light to look at it and curse it – you little shit.
Okay off to work! See you all soon! Muah